Fork-wits

Admittedly using four letter words is not the polite thing to do. But it cannot be helped when someone IS clearly a FW, or committing FWge. Call a spade a fork? Call a fork a fork really.

Mentionitis - when the regular mentioning of a name indicates a underground trickle of tinkles
F***wits - (aka Daniel Cleaver) those who play mind games with others
F***wittage - the games people play with others.

A few more:
Forkwits - those who use the fork for purpose other than the culinary
Fork wittage - the blithering blathering of forkwits
Men-shone-itis - the complex men have regarding their shining qualities which they dont have.

Moving lightly on...